What I should have done was keep my mouth shut.
Time to blog? More like I should have taken the day off. My mind is numb. My brain is dead. I don't even really have anything to say.
Yet, I feel obligated.
Maybe you have noticed - maybe you haven't - but I have been MIA a lot recently. I could list a variety of excuses.
|Look at all those flowers!|
- I went back to school.
- I was fending off the zombie apocalypse
- My garden came alive and kept screaming "Feed Me Seymour!"
- I was doing undercover work for the FBI
- I took up residency in a mental hospital
Ah... but did any of that really happen. Sure it did. I did return to school and the last class was a beast. Doesn't help that it is accelerated. I was fending off some kind of infection... I am not sure if it was the zombie apocalypse. My garden did explode... with zucchini. I promise you they aren't talking though. I can't speak about my FBI mission. And I really need a vacation so maybe I should take up residency in a mental hospital.
What matters most though is that I actually blogged today.
Did you learn anything from it?
Was I remotely funny?
Will I ever be able to get back into the groove again?